Monday, April 27, 2009

The SFA Premiership Awards Season 6

Most Valuable Player (MVP)

Mauro Zarate of The Tangerine Candfloss finished the season with an average of 7.60 over 36 games. He beat fellow team mate, Freddy Adu, who averaged 7.41 over 34 games.


Least Valuable Player (LVP):

Rory Loy, AM/FC for Aye Ready FC, had a shocking 6.32 rating in 29 games.

Man of the Golden Boot:

Mauro Zarate of The Tangerine Candfloss scored an amazing 31 goals in 36 appearances, with The Scuttleton Knights Falcao in 2nd (25 in 30), and Blue Brigade FC's Ebanks-Blake in 3rd (22 in 36).


Man of the Match :

The Scuttleton Knights Falcao wins this one, with 9 bottles of champagne to drink in 30 appearances.

Playmaker:

Sebastián Rusculleda of Inter Reisha wins this one with 18 assists, followed closely by Parkside Renegade's 17, both playing 36 games.

Dribbler Award:

Jonathan Biabiany finishes with an outstanding 9.70 dribbles a match, 1.76 more than his nearest rival, Leonel Rios of Blue Brigade FC.

Scum Award:

Bruno Colaco of Mutt Ring Racers committed a massive 96 fouls throughout the season!


Sympathy Award:

FC Tensixty's Bojan got fouled 97 times... Aww poor bloke.



Most optimistic:

Sylvan Ebanks-Blake of Blue's Brigade FC takes this season's honours (again!!!), offside 87 times, and only playing 36 games. He has won this award every season!!.

Manager of the season:

Surely this needs to go to Rob Barker's The Tangerine Candyfloss for his Premiership winning team.